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Oh, I’m sorry…I’m not living in your world, I’m living in what I like to call REALITY! When your ready to join me, you can check in at the front desk!!!

I AM WHAT I AM…your approval isn’t needed and it wasn’t ever asked! Sorry

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For someone who hates my guts, you sure talk about me a lot! Love me or hate me, it’s still an obsession… Here’s a tip.. Get a life and stop talking about mine

A relationship is more than finding the right person, it’s also about BEING the right person.

I love you with all I am and all I can give. I love our time together and miss you so much when we’re apart. Your the love of my life – Always & Forever

If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today. If you change, change for the better. & if you talk, make sure you mean what you say.

Everyday I tell myself I need to get over you, But every night I find myself thinking about how much I want you back. :/

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Do you ever think of me? Do you ever look at pictures of me? Do you ever wanna call me? Do you miss me at random times? like i miss you. u2665

i miss the sound of your voice so i look up at the blue sky and think about how wonderful it would be with you and hear the sound of your voice right now 😉 <3

I’ve loved you from the start. No matter how far apart, you will always be here in my heart. I love you, this is no lie. I will love you, until the day I die.<3

Dekha hai tujhko jabse Haay main toh hil gaya Lagta hai mere seene se ♥ nikal gaya Mummy se kya Daddy se bhi milaaunga tujhe Arey jo bhi main kahun tujhe lagta hai kyun ghalat PALAT… Tera dhyan kidhar hai Ye tera hero idhar hai……..

is off to meet my two lovers.. my pillow and my blanket.. even thought i just use them for my sleeping habit they still love me! 🙂

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If you’re not just a bit crazy.. you’re boring! Live life.. be Crazy.. why the hell not, you’re only gonna end up crazy when you get old anyway!

u hurt my friends ill hurt u , mess up my relationship ill mess up your face but u so even dare to come between me n my chocolate i will KILL U

If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand…(1/2) I’m not crazy! I just have too much awesomeness for you to take. 😛 (2/2)

” I choose to love you in silence, for in silence I found no rejection, I choose to love you in my dreams, for in my dreams no one could love you more then me.”

Facebook really needs to add a few new buttons. We only have “like” we need a “LOVE” button, a “Hate” button, and perhaps a “Shut the HELL up” button!

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you’re the Peanut to my butter. the star to my burst.pop to my tart.the fruit to my loop. but most importantly your the BEST to my FRIEND!!! love you guys

Friendship is like a book. It takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.

(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rollin, they hatin

I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore… Fridge, you’re coming to my room

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: “What the fuck happened to the roof?”

Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

Say this out loud fast: ”U R 2 6 C I 1 2 4 Q.”

i may not be the prettiest, cutest, sexiest girl, but i am me, sweet, dependable and one of the most honest people anyone could ever meet, love me or hate me!!!

How can i believe if in the middle of “believe” was the word LIE?

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Just because I don’t text you first, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me.

I hate when people act like they don’t know me until they need something.

The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.

is scared 2 fall in love again, i don’t want 2 end up hurt again. so I’m putting a lock on my heart. Only god has the key! U want it? Ask GOD how 2 win the key.

hates when someone tries to hide things from you yet tells you to trust them.

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The hardest part is saying goodbye, but in order to get to the rainbow you must go through the storm.

Bitch, I will punch you by accident on purpose

I am who I am. I do things the way I want to. There s a reason for what I do and I don’t owe you an explanation. If you don’t like it there’s the door

Sometimes it’s best to stay quiet. Except the silence can speak volumes without ever saying a word.

When you look in my eyes & see the pain inside why do you just keep on creating more pain & breaking me down…

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This isn’t a status…this is just to show that no status matches my feelings right now. 🙁


Sometimes I feel like chunky peanut butter — spread too thin and a little nutty.

Do not judge me because my favorite number in the alphabet is purple! 😉

I didn’t do it. Unless I was supposed to do it. Then, of course, I did it.

if stress actually burnt calories … I’d be a size zero!

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Sometimes, when things get rough… try sending God a knee-mail.

life is hard sometimes but all you need to know is that god only gave you this life cause they knows you are strong enough to live it

one of my best friends is a boy, we’re not going out, we have our inside jokes, it may not be normal to you. but for us it is 🙂

I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. they asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric & cable

thinks it’s odd how people always notice when you come in late or leave early, but they don’t care when you come in early, work late and/or work from home!

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It’s amazing how you can be friends with someone for years & one day out of the blue they turn on you…& you realize that you never really knew them at all.

Rather be dead than cool.

Not always “Available”.. try your Luck…

I’m a mirror. If you’re cool with me, I’m cool with you.

Keep a cool head and maintain a low profile. Never take the lead – but aim to do something big.

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I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

I think it’s cool to be smart, and I think it’s sexy to be smart.

It’s cool to be different and just be who you are and shock people in a good way.

I’m not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I’m definitely an individual.

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

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My key to dealing with stress is simple: just stay cool and stay focused.

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself…

God is really creative, I mean…just look at me!!!

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I’m not lazy, I’m just in my energy saving mode.

It’s funny how people say they miss you but don’t even make an effort to see you.

Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating theirs.

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.


I’m much cooler than cool, that you can’t burn me, lol.

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Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…

I’m authentically an alright kind of person, everything to me is good or bad… just all is well!

Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that’ll be me.

I don’t care for your melting knows, I am who I am. And you can’t stop me who I wanna be.

How often do you try to put me down? I wear my attitude like a crown. That’s why it’s cool.

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The only reason I am fat is that a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition.

Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.

I think I’m cool. That’s all that matters.

I wear my cool on the inside; that’s why my hands are always so cold.

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I don’t need to be perfect, I’m unique.

I’m different and unique, I swear you could hardly find a match with me, wanna try?

Fools… don’t wast your time trying to be unique cause you are already.

You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

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Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have the sexy imagination.

Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision.

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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.

When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Everyday is a second chance.

I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.

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My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

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